Mickey Mouse Porn
So just the other day I am doing research for a client who provides rodent control as part of his services among other things. He wanted to know how many people in Kansas search for mouse removal or mouse control or whatever variations to see where opportunities may lie. My results back from Google and Yahoo show me my inquiry and every similar variation in the last 30 days. So here is what it may look like.
I type in “mouse”
I get back results like this:
mickey mouse 3515 daily searches
of mice and men 933 daily searches
and so on.
Without fail, no matter what keyword or phrase I ask for stats on, there will definitely be some option with the word sex or porn in it. Health Insurance sex, plumber porn, oxygen tank sex. You can’t even imagine.
But this time I saw quite possibly the funniest and most disturbing stats
mickey mouse porn 131 daily searches
mickey mouse and goofy porn 4 daily searches
That means that nearly 50,000 times a year someone, some very lonely someone, is searching for that. These are things I would rather not know or have to consider as an SEO professional.
I will try to post other search oddities in the future.
October 21st, 2008 at 6:45 am
Wow… that is so, so, so sad. I can’t imagine why a person would have a desire to look something up like that! It’s horrible! But, we gotta’ just keep on prayin’…